THINGS THAT MADE ME GO: "WAIT WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS!?"

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO FIGURE OUT.

THINGS THAT HAVE MADE MY LIFE BETTER AND EASIER.

"Spaghetti" "Bolognese"

Ingredients:

  • Oil of some sort (I use coconut)
  • Bag of fake ground beef (I use Beyond Meat)
  • Zucchinis x 2 
  • Tin of tomatoes in their own juice
  • Greated fake cheese (I use Daiya Shredz)

Now do this:

  • Put oil in pan, put ground beef in pan, brown it
  • Throw in tin of tomatoes, simmer for a bit
  • Meanwhile, spiralise zucchinis. Throw in pan as well for 2 mins. 

The end. You can't really fuck it up because it's not real meat so you won't get food poisoning.

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