- Oil of some sort (I use coconut)
- Bag of fake ground beef (I use Beyond Meat)
- Zucchinis x 2
- Tin of tomatoes in their own juice
- Greated fake cheese (I use Daiya Shredz)
Now do this:
- Put oil in pan, put ground beef in pan, brown it
- Throw in tin of tomatoes, simmer for a bit
- Meanwhile, spiralise zucchinis. Throw in pan as well for 2 mins.
The end. You can't really fuck it up because it's not real meat so you won't get food poisoning.